June 8, 2006

You know what I think? I think Hayes is all one big joke and it’s on us. I mean, he’s just playing with us like we’re his puppets.

And why do I think this, you may ask? It’s the look. He’s used it since birth when I make a dumb joke or do something that he doesn’t like.

If it could talk, it would say: “I know you’re a pathetic creature that I have complete control over, so why don’t you just stop trying”

Or something like that.

Anyway, that’s how I know.

So, I think it’s best I just continue to play along like I don’t know what he’s doing. Yup, that will show him. That will show you all! Hahahahaha… oh, nevermind.

June 7, 2006

June 6, 2006

I’m sick and tired of all this grandstanding bullshit. I want Hayes to be brought up in a tolerant country, and I just bought a house so I’m not gonna move. So, please, please, please stop trying to legislate love. It’s not only unconstitutional, it’s immoral.

See, I live in a state where same-sex marriages are legal. I can tell you from experience that this has TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY torn our social fabric (go ahead, take that out of context, I dare you). People are running around shooting each other, robbing each other, calling each other names and doing other totally illegal activities. Oh, wait, that happens in your state too? Hmmm… then I guess nothing has really changed.

Gee, what a surprise. I am totally shocked. I thought for sure I’d be killing my neighbors by now and BBQing their kidneys for dinner.

Weird.

So, politicians shut your pie-holes about this same-sex marriage Constitutional ammendment thing. We all know that it’s not going to pass. Instead, let’s staighten our crooked politics instead of our non-straight populace.

I know that you may not agree with it on a religious level, and that’s ok. Agreeing to disagree is one of the things that we should relish about our Constitution mandated freedom, not seek to constrict. So, for all you who are religiously against same sex marriage, don’t marry someone that’s of your same-sex. No one will think the worse of you, I promise.

But don’t tell me I can’t do it. If we start there, next thing you know we’ll be listening in on phone cal… oh wait, nevermind. We’ll be getting into unneccesary millitary conflic… hmmm… Our politicains will be having sex with intern… crap. (See, I’m sort-of equal opportunity.) We’ll be legislating the soap we can buy. Yes, that’s what we’ll be doing.

I know from experience that allowing same-sex marriages in Massachusetts has changed nothing. Except, perhaps, our willingness to accept others. Last I checked, that was a good thing.

June 5, 2006

Every so often Jen comes up with a great idea. Besides for marrying me (which some may argue was not her best idea ), this is her best idea ever!

Check out my post on the blogfathers : Starbucks Family Fun House

June 1, 2006

Hayes using his “Mawnmowah”
Hayes has been saying “hi” for a while now. He’s just never been so good at using it in context. Last night, I was down cooking dinner as Jen was up getting the boy ready for bed. He was chatting a way, putting the words he know with words he doesn’t know. I decided to go up to say hi, and to my surprise, as soon as he saw me, and before he could say anything, he yelled “Hi!”

Great. This talking thing is awesome.

He’s also been putting “Bye” together with other words since the weekend. “Bye Car!” “Bye TC!” (the cat) “Bye Wall!” (He likes the wall for some reason.) And he now says “No” when I mention something to do if he doesn’t want to do it. All in all, the communication gap is rapidly decreasing and life with Hayes is getting MUCH more fun!