The only good thing is that Sophie went through her Boobah phase for about 4 months. And she never learned how to make those weird farting noises. Damn.

This morning I proceeded to sit down and watch one of my favourite shows - Boobah - the producers of which will have you believe it’s totally harmless to the under threes. I beg to differ! I watched for about four minutes but the urge to take notes on what I was seeing overwhelmed me. After reading this you’ll discover that this show is the devil incarnate [or at least created by a bunch of lunatic crack-heads].

- “Auntie” steals [paintbrush and bucket of yellow paint].
- Proceeds to masturbate her own septim with paintbrush.
- Destroys what is either public or private property [illegally paints orange fence yellow with forementioned stolen goods]
- She is not mystified or scared when same section of fence starts to multiply three times consecutively.
- Gets paint on grass.
- Runs around in insane-woman fashion with a very large and very full bucket of yellow paint about four times the size of the previous [which magically appeared when she ran out of supplies of yellow paint in the first bucket].
- Boobi [plural of “Boobah”] perform dance routine using torsos, legs, arms… and eyes.
- Forget which direction to dance in.
- Under the impression that people other than me are viewing.
- Despite obese fluffyness, they can levitate.
- Can somehow breathe even when heads become retracted into own torsos