Hayes has the amazing ability to eat in his sleep. From what I’ve been told… he’s not alone. As I understand most babies can eat in a kind of half sleep.
I wish I could do that.
Come on. Think about it, dude. If you could eat in your sleep think of all the time you’d save. And I love to eat. Hell, I’m a trained chef. But if I could, say, skip breakfast by somehow eating while I was still asleep, it would be like getting 30 more minutes in the day! That would be a wicked pissah! Why did we lose this ability? What fates conspired against us? Anybody? This blows.
paulconrad says:
February 22nd, 2005 at 8:57 am
I fell asleep standing in the shower yesterday.
steve says:
February 22nd, 2005 at 10:52 am
Give it a few months, and the Mrs. will be wishing that Hayes could not eat in his sleep. Because, if it’s anything like us, Boo keeps Chie awake with the dream-feeding.
Genuine says:
February 22nd, 2005 at 4:18 pm
Just remember if they can sleep and eat, you can sleep while they eat!
melissa says:
February 22nd, 2005 at 10:12 pm
This is too funny. And uncanny. My baby has this same talent, a.k.a sleep feeding. Take a look!
Milk Dreaming
Crystal says:
February 23rd, 2005 at 12:14 am
I’m sure you could manage to eat in your sleep, if you ate only liquids through a nipple of some sort. Maybe you can puree your eggs and bacon into a nice bottled breakfast smoothie.