Is it just me or is it easy to get Braxton Hicks and Myers Briggs confused? I know they have nothing to do with each other, they just seem to me to be similar with syllables and two last names and all. How full of themselves were these guys?

You know that thing you get when your really, really happy? Admit it, you know what I’m talking about. Well, I discovered it. Now, when you’re really, really happy — not to be confused with just plain ol’ really happy — it’s called a Sagalyn. So, if you were to use it a sentence, you know for that spelling bee on ESPN or something, it would be used in a sentence such as, “Man, when the Red Sox won the World Series, I was Sagalyn.” That’ll be hard to mix up with Braxton Hicks and Myers Briggs.

I like the sound of it.

Sagalyn.

You heard it here first.

Just a thought before we’re off the bed.